Tuesday 4 January 2011

Leather Lust Object No.5 - A Success Story


   I'm in pain

   I don't know if it's that exquisite kind of pain that fashionable women will sometimes talk about after a few hours of suffering the constraints of a lust object on their feet. But I will admit that my first few wears of these vintage bespoke John Lobb dress shoes did include me subsuming my discomfort at a slightly too small insole by telling myself, "This is what you wanted, you vainglorious bastard!"

   Of course, if I really wanted pain, I'd not stop at my feet; I'd have run off to the nearest poorly lit basement in Soho or its newly minted Dirty East London cousin Dalston, asked for a custom leather daddy ensemble to go with these heels and, by special request, have some of the spikes placed on the inside of the outfit. Then I'd have gone out dancing. I like to insist on a complete experience

   Never trust anyone that tells you, "Blisters are part of the fun." Oh, there is certainly a powerful attraction to being at eye level with the top shelf at the newsagent, but it is moderated by the pressing need to take the heels off and run hither to the cobbler to arrange a good stretching. If you know what I mean



   But those are merely the positives. The negatives are a newfound difficulty to complete toe touch exercises and a nascent proclivity for boot cut trousers. The latter is more trying because it's apparent that good ones are rare birds on the eBay

   All in all, I am going to have fun with these. The original owner seemed to as well; the collection he liquidated included over a dozen of similarly lasted 1960s - '70s "Mod Lobb" delights in styles such as cognac lizard with horsebit, a number of black alligators, dark brown ostrich, off white suede and sky blue leather correspondent, and calf with that most Scottish of footwear adornments, a buckle. On such profligacies alone, this may be the sort of fellow that they write limited edition autobiographies about to outrage and delight the various species of aesthete that abound


   If you'd like to partake in a similarly new perspective of the world from the bottom up, these are for sale. I'm a touch surprised that such heels have been less common since the 1970s - surely an extra two inches is most men's poorly hidden desire?


4 comments:

Mxolisi Ngonelo said...

"cognac lizard with horsebit" - The man's whole shoe game sounds like it was eccentric, personal and inimitable. I think shoes of this design are made and used solely for professional ballroom dancing, thus their scarcity.

Great find nonetheless.

Barima said...

Thank you. I wouldn't be surprised if the magnate was also a sartorially fanciful burner of the jet set's favoured discos

As it is, Cuban heeled shoes have a pedigree that crosses milieus from cowboy activities to the Mod youth to the more theatrical pimps. I'll be building parts of my wardrobe around these so as to imply that I spend my hours time travelling to Muhammad Ali's Fight of the Century match in 1971

B

ADG said...

I've got two pairs very, very similar...green lizard and brown suede...both fit really well and both came to me courtesy of ebay.

Barima said...

I demand photographs on Maxminimus yesterday, friend

Best,

B

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